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neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

[You back up a little, eyes narrowed.]

I’m not crazy!

[Smirking, you nudge him again.]

Mon cher, I never said you were. I only said that such a state as yours can cause madness.

[You bat it away, pouting a little.]

Stop that, it’s annoying.

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

I’m not crazy, but I’m also not a jerk.
[You cross your arms, looking her in the eyes as best as you can.]

[You roll your eyes, and nudge him lightly with your scythe, frowning at him.]

So you say.

[You back up a little, eyes narrowed.]

I’m not crazy!

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

[You sigh, chewing on your lip.]

Alright, ma’am. If you say so.

[Your wings flutter slightly, an annoyed sound escaping you.] I threaten you and then you try to help me. And you said you aren’t crazy.

I’m not crazy, but I’m also not a jerk.
[You cross your arms, looking her in the eyes as best as you can.]

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

[You just sort of hover there, trying to help, panicking a little.]

[You shuffle away from him, somewhat annoyed by his panic. Managing to calm down enough to actually speak, you sigh.]

I said I’m fine.

[You sigh, chewing on your lip.]

Alright, ma’am. If you say so.

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

Whoa, are you okay?

[You float down, standing next to her. Oh god what do.] 

Don’t worry, you’ll be okay, ma’am.

[Waving him off, you frown, grumbling quietly.]

I’m fine.

[You say as you try to stop hacking up your lungs. Jeez, Rose.]

[You just sort of hover there, trying to help, panicking a little.]

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

So, what are you gonna do to me?

[You float a little closer, though warily.]

I’m not gonna hurt anyone, I swear.

[You open your mouth to respond, but start coughing, doubling over from the force of them. Goddamn it.]

Whoa, are you okay?

[You float down, standing next to her. Oh god what do.] 

Don’t worry, you’ll be okay, ma’am.

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

 

So what? Then I hurt myself, no one else. Are you even allowed to kill someone?

[He looks down at her, eyes terrified.]

I’m not crazy.

[Damn it. There goes that front. Her shoulders slump, as she glares up at him, looking defeated.]

No, I’m not. Outright killing someone is against the rules. Even a halfling like you.

So, what are you gonna do to me?

[You float a little closer, though warily.]

I’m not gonna hurt anyone, I swear.

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

 

[He stays completely still, frowning.]

I’m not dead, though! I mean… Erm… Oh, come on!

No, you are half dead. It is unnatural, for one.

[She snickers quietly at his distress, unable to help herself.]

What, do you not think it will never affect your physical or mental conditions? Such a thing can drive a man to madness.

So what? Then I hurt myself, no one else. Are you even allowed to kill someone?

[He looks down at her, eyes terrified.]

I’m not crazy.

neigeuxmoissonneuse:

d-fenton:

[He scowls, crossing his arms, floating just out of reach of her.]

Yeah, and that’s why I don’t want to hurt you. 

[Twisting her scythe around, she raises a brow, settling a hand on her hip.]

I do so dislike it when stubborn souls try to fight off death.

[He stays completely still, frowning.]

I’m not dead, though! I mean… Erm… Oh, come on!